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Electro-Acoustic Mandolin - £50

2017-02-15

As part of downsizing, I am selling my electro-acoustic mandolin.

It is not only a mandolin to play nice pleasant mandolin tunes, but it has pickups and an outlet to connect the mandolin to your distortion pedals, and create a form of death metal so evil that your mere existance will prompt protests in Alabama, and don't you dare even think about going to Texas!

The mandolin also comes with a strap, a small stand, a spare set of strings, and a delightful handmade demin case, from Bedfordshire, where they eat clangers.

If you would like the Mandolin, please email me and I can bring it to the hospital.

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